Month: September 2011

  • 6 degrees and critical mass, or; the straw that broke the camels back.

    most of us have heard or know a little about the ’6 degrees of separation’, the idea that we all are connected to each other by six people. some know of the game ’6 degrees of kevin bacon’ actors and films and how they connect to him.

    i took this idea to the streets,so to speak,with the alternate fuel source of hydrogen. deciding to talk to at least 6 people about my ideas for its use. this went very well, everyone was interested and engaged. i was pleased.

    as i was walking to my front door that evening, my neighbor comes up  asking if i new anything about hydrogen fuel!?!

    i started laughing.

    i saw later on a national geographic documentary, an experiment. where a number of packages were delivered to the most random of people around the planet, from an african village to hong kong. each person was asked to get these packages to an office in new york. to a particular person. it had to be hand delivered.

    each package made it, not one of them went through more then 6 hands. i dont recall how long it took. it was less then a year.

    i do love my geometry. it always makes me ask more questions.

    connections, so many things cross my path in a day that i wish i could give you better references for my data, if you find these things worth investigating, i would love to hear back from you on your discoveries.

    another thing; ‘ the 100th monkey’ phenomenon.

    this is speculative.

    the story goes, a group of japenese scientists were studying individual troops of monkeys on a small group of islands. and they had observed that when they tossed chunks of potatos in to the sand the monkeys wouldnt eat or ate with reluctance. this went on for awhile.  

    now the number designation is arbitrary. whether it was the hundredth monkey or not is unknown,but one of the monkeys went down to the beach and washed the sand off,and enjoyed his potato. the others followed suit and notes were taken.

    meanwhile, the scientists found upon visiting the other islands that as they tossed out the potatos, the monkeys immediately ran down to the waters edge and washed their potatos. these separate troops having had no contact all learned as a collective.

    just thinkin’ out loud…….(connecting?)

    “waiting for the tide to come in”

     

     

       

     

     

     

       

  • found this on my wall this evening

    ONLY A MAN
    WOULD ATTEMPT THIS

    Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!!

    … … Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.
    A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:

    Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.

    The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety…??

    WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home… I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I’d get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.

    AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

    Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn’t be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?

    There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.

    I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.

    Am I wrong?

    So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another.

    The directions said that:

    a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;

    a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and

    a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.

    Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.

    All the while I’m looking at this little device measuring about 5″ long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, ‘no possible way!’

    What happened next is almost beyond description, but I’ll do my best.

    I’m sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, ‘Don’t do it stupid,’ reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn’t hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.

    I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and…

    HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE… !!!

    I’m pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

    Note:
    If you ever feel compelled to ‘mug’ yourself with a Tazer,
    one note of caution:

    There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!
    A three second burst would be considered conservative!

    A minute or so later (I can’t be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.

    My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.
    · The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.
    · My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
    · My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
    · I had no control over the drooling.
    · Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
    · I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.
    I’m still looking for my testicles and I’m offering a significant reward for their safe return!

    PS: My wife can’t stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!

    If you think education is difficult, try being stupid

  • sunday morning tao ‘chapter 34′

    The great Tao flows everywhere, both to the left and to the right.
    The ten thousand things depend upon it; it holds nothing back.
    It fulfills its purpose silently and makes no claim.

    It nourishes the ten thousand things,
    And yet is not their lord.
    It has no aim; it is very small.

    The ten thousand things return to it,
    Yet it is not their lord.
    It is very great.

    It does not show greatness,
    And is therefore truly great.

  • saturday morning tao ‘chapter 57′

    Rule a nation with justice.

    Wage war with surprise moves.

    Become master of the universe without striving.

    How do I know that this is so?

    Because of this!

    The more laws and restrictions there are, The poorer people become.

    The sharper men’s weapons, The more trouble in the land.

    The more ingenious and clever men are, The more strange things happen.

    The more rules and regulations, The more thieves and robbers.

    Therefore the sage says: I take no action and people are reformed.

    I enjoy peace and people become honest.

    I do nothing and people become rich.

    I have no desires and people return to the good and simple life.

  • friday morning tao ‘chapter 49′

    The sage has no mind of his own.

    He is aware of the needs of others.

    I am good to people who are good.

    I am also good to people who are not good.

    Because Virtue is goodness.

    I have faith in people who are faithful.

    I also have faith in people who are not faithful.

    Because Virtue is faithfulness.

    The sage is shy and humble – to the world he seems confusing.

    Others look to him and listen.

    He behaves like a little child.

  • found this on my wall this morning

    Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn’t always fair; And maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies, don’t spend more than you can earn and adults, not children, are in charge. His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, I’m A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, do nothing
  • the morning tao. ‘chapter 76′

    A man is born gentle and weak. At his death he is hard and stiff.

    Green plants are tender and filled with sap.

    At their death they are withered and dry.

    Therefore the stiff and unbending is the disciple of death.

    The gentle and yielding is the disciple of life.

    Thus an army without flexibility never wins a battle.

    A tree that is unbending is easily broken.

    The hard and strong will fall.

    The soft and weak will overcome.