Month: December 2012

  • adamswoman left this on my doorstep

    dear sweet CARRIE
     
    a girl only turns 29 once
    so I hope YOU have a bunch
    of frisky fun!!! 
    i hope YOU frolic and play
    on the very special day
    of YOUR birth!!!
    i hope YOU have your cake
    and get to eat it, too.
    since “too” doesn’t rhyme with “cake”
    add in a milkshake!!!
    i hope YOU have some spice in the bed
    and out. i hope YOU get some head
    scarves and hats!!!
    i hope YOU honor the deed
    the spreading of the seed
    that created YOU!!!
    i hope YOU get the birthday-bang
    if not, then like, dang!
    do YOUR-ownself!!!
    i wish you love, joy, happy times
    poems that do and don’t rhyme
    and HUGS galore!!!
    i adore YOU, YOU make me giggle
    YOUR erotic poems make me wiggle
    squirm and damp!!!
    forgive me for this silly little ditty
    for i am not as witty
    as YOU are!!!
    if YOU find this poem is full
    of innuendo, then cool
    YOU are right!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, dear sweet CARRIE!!!
    may YOUR day be merrily merry
    and orgasmly orgasm-ful!!!
     
    HUGS, Carolyn
    dear sweet CARRIE
     
    a girl only turns 29 once
    so I hope YOU have a bunch
    of frisky fun!!! 
    i hope YOU frolic and play
    on the very special day
    of YOUR birth!!!
    i hope YOU have your cake
    and get to eat it, too.
    since “too” doesn’t rhyme with “cake”
    add in a milkshake!!!
    i hope YOU have some spice in the bed
    and out. i hope YOU get some head
    scarves and hats!!!
    i hope YOU honor the deed
    the spreading of the seed
    that created YOU!!!
    i hope YOU get the birthday-bang
    if not, then like, dang!
    do YOUR-ownself!!!
    i wish you love, joy, happy times
    poems that do and don’t rhyme
    and HUGS galore!!!
    i adore YOU, YOU make me giggle
    YOUR erotic poems make me wiggle
    squirm and damp!!!
    forgive me for this silly little ditty
    for i am not as witty
    as YOU are!!!
    if YOU find this poem is full
    of innuendo, then cool
    YOU are right!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, dear sweet CARRIE!!!
    may YOUR day be merrily merry
    and orgasmly orgasm-ful!!!
     
    HUGS, Carolyn

    and a big happy(((hug)))from me