November 8, 2012
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adventures in snoring
it is 3:19am.
there’s a monster in my living room and it keeps changing shapes.
at least the sounds imply as much
there’s the one that sounds like two balloons rubbing together
what demented clown twisted together a viola such as this?
its mournfull dirge
and we have the north wind ,it’s haunted icy whistle
then we have the chainsaw made of meat, raspy flappy
and my favorite
the lovecraftian ‘unnamable one’
how is it possible for a sound to have tentacals?
i think it eats puppies,i swear i heard wimpering barks
its quite now, is it plotting?
whats worse its perched on top of a sound amplifying air mattress.
i sit in the dim glow of my lap top screen anticipating the next metamorphosis.
dont speak the ancient ones name
dont think it!!
ive been sitting here for a few minutes in relative quiet,
there something stirring in the dark!?
an alligator on rollerskates inside a wooden box, i think.
honestly one of the strangest collections of sounds….oh,here comes that chainsaw.
think im gonna sleep in the tub.
good morning.
was that curly?
i thought i heard a ‘woop woop woop’
Comments (14)
ha! I think we’ve had that houseguest.
@lanney - im so sorry
this is funnier when awake. oh, sorry, i shouldn’t have said “awake”
@promisesunshine - whens my wake?((((
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@longshadow618 - you can be wakey wakey tomorrow.
@promisesunshine - i dunno, i think my body is to lie in the streets of babylon for three days, or something.
i hope to record an event. it was EPIC!!
@longshadow618 - i’m even less alert than i was this morning. i need google translate.
@promisesunshine - i havent slept yet,i think there’s brain trauma
@longshadow618 - just don’t hurt him. or you. zombies como cerebros
@promisesunshine - i thanked him. i told him that i was totally impressed and inspired it had to easily be 10 times more complex than anything ive ever heard. i did also refer him to the wikipidia entry on ‘sleep apnia’
i told him to in no way feel bad, if this ride were at disneyland folks would pay a fortune for it.
@promisesunshine - i thanked him. i told him that i was totally impressed and inspired it had to easily be 10 times more complex than anything ive ever heard. i did also refer him to the wikipidia entry on ‘sleep apnia’ he stopped breathing every 15 mins or so, that would be just before the north wind would blow.
i told him to in no way feel bad, if this ride were at disneyland folks would pay a fortune for it.
@longshadow618 - oh my goodness. you are a hoot. although i don’t suppose you’re laughing. is he staying with you again tonight?
this is bizarre to read.
@plantinthewindow - even stranger to live through, new roommate with the whorst sleep apnia ive ever heard. it was awesome.