December 22, 2011
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S.H.I.T.
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, “T-G-I-F” (letters only).
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T” (letters only).”
She looked …at him, puzzled, and said, “T-G-I-F” again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, “S-H-I-T.”
The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly “T-G-I-F” another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, “S-H-I-T.”
The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, “T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It’s Friday, get it?”
The man answered, “Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.”
Comments (33)
ha ha ha ha!! i would do this. even though i’m not blond.
@promisesunshine - on xanga you might be
@longshadow618 - you mean i could pretend? what an intriguing idea. hmmm…. blonde, blue eyes, 26, legs up to there, rich, unattached, brilliant, but dippy. how do you like me now?
@promisesunshine - exactly what i thought……….now im a little disapointed
@longshadow618 - what d’ya mean?
@promisesunshine - your not, legs up to eyes of blue and rich 26. and you dont like spinach
@longshadow618 - sigh. it’s such a drag to be a disappointment. guess i’d better get some more coffee and cry myself a river.
@promisesunshine - yeah, i know…..what do i look like? let me return the favor,and be a disappointment to you.
well, S.H.I.T. at least you have artistic talent.
(meaning all i have is the lies.)
I am a brunette with blonde ROOTS! I take offense to this joke! I think.
HA!! S.H.I.T., indeed!
EggNog HUGS!
@promisesunshine - dont lie to yourself, i like, popeye, “am, what i yam”. tall dark hansom nice eyes and smile,funny. charming great cook oh, and incredibly humble
@longshadow618 - @promisesunshine - LOL!
@AdamsWomanFell - what kind of car do you drive? if you tell me its color,then your a blond and should not be offended,
@AdamsWomanFell - yup. me too. invisible blond roots.
@longshadow618 - i didn’t read “cook”. yes, of course you’re humble. my car is blueish green. this is the most bizarre conversation. i smile, funny too.
@promisesunshine - welcome to my world. at least 3 bizarre things before breakfast
@longshadow618 - bizarre, but not impossible?
@promisesunshine - same thing if you knew me better
@longshadow618 - isn’t it 3 impossible things before breakfast? maybe alice in wonderland. too lazy to google at this moment. what kind of nice eyes?
@promisesunshine - alice or hitchhikers guide to the galaxy….. ah,2 and open in shades of hazel
@longshadow618 - which kind of hazel? blue green or green brown?
@promisesunshine - blue green flecks of gold. you?
@longshadow618 - green goldy brown
@promisesunshine - with blond roots? so far so good. ‘lion colors’
@longshadow618 - roar
@promisesunshine - cap lock, for best effect.
ROAR better?
@promisesunshine - with the force of italics!! i feel your claws dig the earth. the trees shudder and birds scatter. well done!!
@longshadow618 - wow. didn’t know i had all that in me. i’m really more of a… purr
@promisesunshine - purr is good, keep the caps lock ready. cuz,PURRR is better
so then PURRRR…. would be best yet.
@promisesunshine - very good, now i can feel the claws mo’ better